Wednesday, May 16, 2007

OOOPS I'm still new to this -= so it got published before I could complete it.

Part II:
  • To get rid of all the assholes in the world who don't know how to drive, who drink and drive and then run over people and then think they can get out of the mess by paying off various persons;
  • To make all these idiots resposnible for the families of persons whom they ran over for the rest of their f**** lives;
  • To make those idiots so proud of their Daddyji's bags of gold that they are nothing in front of me, cuz I earn my own money and then spend it;
  • To make such idiots earn their own money and realise the value of money and hard work;
  • To sleep all day;
  • To be pampered in the parlour for an entire day;
  • To have two sundays a week;
  • To ensure a smile on everyone's faces;
  • To make all those self-appointed guardians of religion and society sit for a three hour 200 mark writtene xam and see how much they actually know about their religion and only if you get more tahn 90% will they be allowed to continue as certified self-appointed guardians;
  • To have a genie who will fulfil all my wishes;

This reminds me of that song from Yes Boss -

" Chande taare tod laooo

Saari duniya par main chaooo

MAIN ZYAADA NAHI MAANGTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

10 comments:

Arjun said...

nice "wants" list!!

SMM said...

thank you :)

Arjun said...

Keep wanting!!!
:-D

SMM said...

ALL I WANT IS THE WHOLE WORLD :)

Vagabond said...

Nice blog entry...!

Keep 'wanting',and jiju will keep giving you all you want..LOL!!

SMM said...

That's what i'm hoping for :P

Moses John Wesley said...

There are somethings a mind cannot list, for everything else, this blog will do :P

Arjun said...

MASTERCARD is not gonna be very helpful here

Unknown said...

maangne mein kyaaaaa harj hai...;)

SMM said...

exactly....whn ur dreamin dream big :)